Attention everybody! we have a special guest! allow me to introduce Jay Vick, a victim of escalated temperatures to the flesh

well here it is-

"I have twice in my life, burnt myself in rather strange ways.....

1. The Hair Dryer Incident:

Once I had gotten out of the shower, I noticed that there were no clean towels. The only towel in there was very nasty and if I were to have used it, it would have been like I never took a shower to get clean in the first place. So, I decide to just use the hair dryer. All was going just fine until I got "down there." As I was drying "myself" my mom called from downstairs. Without thinking, I turned my body in the direction the sound came from. Thus, I stepped into the hair dryer and majorly burnt "myself." I was very tough to do certain things for about a month or so.

2. The Oven Incident:

I was cooking toast at my apartment once. I was wearing socks and my kitchen tile floor was somewhat slippery. As I opened the oven door to get my cheese toast out I slipped on the floor and went face first into the opened oven door. I burnt my chin and lower lip something fierce. Being in severe pain, I ran to the bathroom, filled the sink with cold water, and submerged my head in it. Suddenly, I realized I didn't take the toast out. I went back to the kitchen to find my cheese toast was completely charred."

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