Sunday, July 10, 2005

It would be so fine to see your face at my door

things i learned this weekend:

-cheap bastards are the best
-chandler is the most intelligent dog in the world
-fred jones is the friendliest passenger ever, he'll give you the clothes right off of his back...or in my case, ass
-if ever in a river w/duran, DON'T stand downstream
-people are 10x friendlier to you in public if you have a dog
-tiger, georgia is so small that a portion of the road doesn't even have lines painted on it
-mr2's have factory amps in the door
-pink nails are hott
-flea markets that sell records make my day(Carole King "Tapestry")
-tiger, georgia has a really cool looking drive-in(but the double feature does NOT start at 6:30)
-the hardcore mix is perfect for good moods
-when introducing yourself to someone, it is proper etiquette to include whether or not you've done time in jail, and if so how long and why(example "hi i'm ________, i spent ______ in jail for _______________________________________________________________")
-light-up heart necklaces are awesome
-there are some slides at the park you just shouldn't slide down
-those that are safe to slide down are even more fun when theres someone waiting for you at the bottom
-joe baretta is one of my heroes
-surprises make me wish it was friday
-hurricanes will cut your trip short
-duran wood is one of the most amazing people alive

4 comments:

Michael P. said...

well as much as i enjoyed that massive list of inside jokes...

Maddie said...

nonono, those are facts my friend, words of wisdom

Anonymous said...

Hey sweetie,
This weekend kicked ass except for 2 parts. You left WAY too early (like 2 years too early), and when me and Darren were working on Mr. 2's stereo and you fell asleep at the garage. Other then that I greatly enjoy chillin' w/ you. Oh, and it's true... you shouldn't stand down stream, everybody... Why? Because I have NO problem peeing in public.

Maddie said...

yeah last weekend rocked!i wish i could come up this weekend. i think swimming in random rivers is going to be my new hobby, but only if you'll swim with me.well i need finish getting ready for work, gotta make that money while its green.ttyl