today upon arriving at work, i met josh in the parking lot; saying he left me a package but had to leave immediately. thats the first i've heard or seen of him since his mom read his journal last thursday and found out we were still together. almost thought that last call he was allowed to me was it. so i guess folks, the saga of joshua and madison continues...
i came into work and was told that we had had an anthrax scare and i had just missed the police and fbi
apparently while laying out the mail before lunch, a few of my co-workers discovered an envelope leaking a white powdery substance. the person who discovered it immediately threw it on the floor, only for another coworker to pick it up and OPEN it. after reading the letter which stated "as you are reading this, a deadly poison is seeping into your skin...you're symptoms will be...may the weary rest in peace" she threw the letter back on the floor and they called 911. after a while they determined it was a food-based substance(which we would later scrape out of the mail box and decide it was baking soda). a few hours later we got a call saying the FBI went to the girls' house in Hokes Bluff and found the letter saved on the computer. their brothers the culprits.
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I hope they dont make a movie out of your saga. I dont know if his mother reading his journal would sell alot.
atleast i'd have a relationship to put into a movie
Oh yea... your relationship is the relationship to be jealous over, and the one everyone wants to hear about.
Script
Madison: OMG! We are so cool and rebellious... you are at my house
Josh: I know. If my mother finds out we are over. I love you!
Madison: I love you too, and forever.
*Week Later*
Josh: I am like so mad. My mom went through my journal. I have like no privacy. I want to move out on my own so I can listen to all the Good Charlotte I want and so my mother cant read my stuff. I have no privacy.
Madison: Its ok. I love you.
Man, that will be awesome.
well yours would be....
8th grade-
michael-"hey that brandy smith girl is cute, i think i like her"
9th grade-
michael-"brandy is so hawt"
10th-
michael-"omgz brandy r teh 1337"
11th-
michael-"me and brandy r teh soul matezzz, one day we will be wed"
12th-
michael-"man that madison chick is cool, we should date...::madison and michael date for 1-2 weeks and madison ends it::...i knew it wouldnt last, me and brandy are meant to be"
Whoopty f***ing doo!
So Ive had a crush on a girl for 4 years. That would make a good movie.
And that wasnt a scipt you jackass, it was a timeline.
11th Grade
Madison: OMG! I are datingz teh oppozite religionz. I are so 1337! m4n! His parentalz are found out. My soulmate are pwnt!
Ass...
that was a script for you...you're an ass...
Man... you should have licked the envelope. Nobody likes you anyways...
Wow that makes me laugh so hard I cry.
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