Thursday, December 02, 2004

CAUTION!STUDENT DRIVER!!!111!!!(episode 2)

i am sorry to say this will be my last episode, but i have officially finished my driving. i know you may get a little emotional when i am done telling about today's experience(but remember, all good things must come to an end), its definitely not as exciting as yesterday but you'll live, i'm sure. only one other person was driving w/me today; yep you guessed it, me and the stalker. alone. ok there was a teacher too, but still, its more alone than i ever want to get with him. if that wasn't bad enough in itself, he was going to get off the interstate and as he looked back to make sure it was clear to enter the exit ramp, he drifted a little into the lane to the left just as a massive 18-wheeler whizzed by. as he pulled up to the stop sign at the top of the exit ramp my teacher decided to inform him that if he had pulled further into that lane towards the purple death wagon, we would all be "splattered" across the pavement right now.mmmmm, what a pleasant thought. my turn, i'm going to go ahead and tell you that it got off the a bad start, i didn't do anything wrong though. "i just cant drive under these conditions," i thought to myself as i eased out of the parking lot of Shaw's...not only due to my immense headache, slowly fading voice, and the ability breathe only from one nostril, but also the radio was of course on 104.7, blaring "if heaven ain't alot like dixie" and my trusty educational influence was next to me singing along. i did allright on the actual driving, but dont worry, i ended with a bang. we got to the skool and he asked me to pop the trunk and totally gave me the wrong instructions as to which button it was,and yes, i popped the hood...ha. thank god its over. ::happy dance::

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